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2bainzz:

maingrl:

drunktrophywife:

unfollovving:

IS THIS TRUE????

who knows!!! But what I do know is that you harassed many underage girls for nudes.

which is illegal

 YIKES

2bainzz:

maingrl:

drunktrophywife:

unfollovving:

IS THIS TRUE????

who knows!!! But what I do know is that you harassed many underage girls for nudes.

which is illegal

YIKES

2damnfeisty:

Keke Palmer geting emotional in an interview with Raven Symone (x)

This is very important. I’m glad both of them had this moment. Raven has been working and grinding longer than most of us have been able to talk and walk. She deserves all the praises.

emilyissherlocked:

africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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kielbasa:

too true.

kielbasa:

too true.

lordoftheinternet:

angry90slesbian:

This lady is wearing pants with HER OWN FUCKING FACE ON THEM

true success

lordoftheinternet:

angry90slesbian:

This lady is wearing pants with HER OWN FUCKING FACE ON THEM

true success

rnints:

"you’re too old to go trick or treating"

SSSHHHHHHshshshhshhhhhhh

fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

chrissyglinn:

I PAUSED AT THE EXACT RIGHT TIME

chrissyglinn:

I PAUSED AT THE EXACT RIGHT TIME

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.