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idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

kingofbear:

when someone says their eyes change colour

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jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

skypestripper:

when someone you barely know jokes on you

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awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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kissmeandshutupp:

All I want for Christmas Is you(r head between my legs)

vxpo:

Kanye West says he’s gonna be the next Nelson Mandela? Nigga your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Please have several seats.

greed:

so i tried to pull an april fools joke on my mom and

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sassytaco:

spank-that-cass:

aubsticle:

this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.

why are  we not talking about the fact that some of these screencaps are still moving

Should I feel bad about reblogging this from my catholic school’s computer?
ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

bagmilk:

i thought this bitch was like 12

bagmilk:

i thought this bitch was like 12

  • Teacher: How much is a gram?
  • Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..

earthnation:

that thin ass chocolate bowl would never be able to withstand the pressure of my spoon trying to slice ice cream

unclefather:

tortellinigirl:

He went

where did he go

unclefather:

tortellinigirl:

He went

where did he go