when someone says their eyes change colour
when someone you barely know jokes on you
All I want for Christmas Is you(r head between my legs)
Kanye West says he’s gonna be the next Nelson Mandela? Nigga your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Please have several seats.
so i tried to pull an april fools joke on my mom and
- Teacher: How much is a gram?
- Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..