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dansbody:

Dan and Phil in: Mortal Kombat

dansbody:

Dan and Phil in: Mortal Kombat

skoothsmin:

science fiction was invented by a woman

don’t you ever fucking forget that

blastortoise:

Whoever takes my virginity is gonna get at least 20,000,000,000 experience points and a couple of rare item drops

……

enterpraise:

oh hi best friend’s new friend

*whispers* i will end u

metallics:

realizing you’re nobody’s best friend or favourite person is actually so sad

tyleroakley:

tyleroakley:

I’m not saying I’m Kristen Wiig, but have you ever seen us together in the same room? Think about it.

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pizzaprty420:

creativekarateka:

karkatlicious:

avidoatlion:

lifemocker:

thejordanator:

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

#our house #in the middle of the street

Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS


is that car even real

pizzaprty420:

creativekarateka:

karkatlicious:

avidoatlion:

lifemocker:

thejordanator:

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

#our house #in the middle of the street

Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS

is that car even real

“I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.”

Robin Williams (via wordsnquotes)

doritovevo:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i love bjs in the morning

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half baked? blowjobs AND weeds? disgusting

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?